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Care-l iei pe ăsta micu? (pentru un prieten întreb)

nistor si costielPreacuviosul Panfutie din Bejan, pe numele de buletin Laurenţiu Nistor, a ajuns geambaş de oameni. Ce vinde el? Un frumos exemplar de harmăsar politic, ce nechează dacă-l strigi Costiel – dar răspunde bine şi la alte nume din calendarul ortodox.

Cum să-l vîndă, mă, Panfutie, că doară nu-i al lui? Păi nu-l vinde el, l-a rugat un amic arhanghel, coleg de sinaxar, să-i găsească lui Costiel un loc de rumegat din 2016 încolo, că s-a micşorat grajdul şi rămîne mînzul p-afară, în frig şi apă (de ploaie, nu de conductă).

Care-ai citit pînă aici şi n-ai ţîpat leptopu pe geam, primeşti un cado de la mine – o dau dracu de parabolă animalieră şi-ţi povestesc pe înţeles, după cum urmează:

Gruparea „Cloşca”, de care pomeneam AICI, vrea să-şi extindă controlul politic în judeţul Hunedoara. Aia înseamnă să controlezi administraţiile locale şi pe cea judeţeană şi să faci bani. „Cloşca” e creierul şi finanţatorul, ceilalţi sînt executanţi. PSD-ul hunedorean e adjudecat, gruparea va rupe, la timpul potrivit, doi cetăţeni cu funcţii importante din PNL, pe care îi va aduce în partidul lui Nistor. Dar nu e destul, oamenii vor să se extindă. Şi să-şi anexeze şi un alt partid, de eprubetă, dar care poate fi folositor, căci fiecare post de consilier contează. Aşa că au pus ochii pe ALDE, partidul lui Tăriceanu şi al lui Daniel Constantin, ăla micu al lui Felix, fost PC.

Numai bine, căci Costiel s-o fi socotit el şi a văzut ceea ce se vede cu ochiul liber din vîrful Parîngului: viitorul lui politic în PNL e zero. La Primăria Petroşani n-are nicio şansă, la preşedinţia Consiliului Judeţean e exclus, al doilea vicepreşedinte CJ – nema iar în toamna lui 2016 nu are cum să prindă un loc eligibil pentru Parlament pe listele PNL, nici la deputaţi, nici la senatori. End of story.

(Băi, nu mai citi! Ce te-nteresează de Costiel Avram pe tine? Ce cîştigi dacă citeşti mai departe? Nimic nu cîştigi. Nu mai citi! Dă pe Antena 1 Deva!)

În PSD, unde-i coteţul grupării „Cloşca”, Costiel nu se mai poate re-întoarce, că ar fi prea gogonată, chiar şi pentru el, care-a făcut multe la viaţa lui. Şi nici nu-i loc. Te duci la ALDE – îi zice patronul său, „Cloşca”. Ne trebuie ALDE, am hotărît. I-o tragem lui Moloţ şi ai şi tu partidul tău, Costiele. Nistore, îl iei pe Costiel de mînă şi mergeţi la Bucureşti, la Tăriceanu. Dau eu bani de benzină. Aţi plecat?

Şi uite-aşa se duce Nistor la Tăriceanu, care vorbea ceva cu Dragnea în momentul ăla. Domnule Preşedinte şi Domnule Preşedinte – zice Nistor – eu sînt Nistor, tot Preşedinte, dar la Hunedoara, hă, hă! Ăia nu prea zîmbesc, că aveau ceva de discutat. Ştiţi, am vorbit la telefon despre un băiat bun pentru ALDE Hunedoara. Mda? Unde-i? E la bufet, îl sun şi vine în două minute. Lasă, nu-l deranja. Cum îl cheamă? Costiel Avram, e director la apă în Valea Jiului, e pe problemă, acolo, bine văzut, e tare, are priză la oameni, bătăios, ar fi perfect să conducă ALDE în Hunedoara, să facem echipă, am eu grijă. Da în ce partid e el acuma? E în PNL-ul vechi, îi rupem şi pe ăia cu ocazia asta, că el e şef de zonă pe Valea Jiului. Avram şi mai cum ai zis? Costiel. Bine, lasă-mă să mă interesez eu şi te sună cineva de la mine, să fixăm o întîlnire. Să trăiţi, am înţeles! Bine, pa.

Telefonul n-a mai sunat. Nici la Nistor, nici la Costiel. Îl mai aşteaptă şi acum. O fi sunat în altă parte. Aşa e-n politică. Mai tragi o dată, şi înc-o dată, poate iese. Bine, pa.

PS: „Cloşca” nu e ăla care a fost tras pe roată. E ăla care s-a tras pe cur. Şi care vinde orice. Mai ales tovarășii de drum – şi mai ales pe sub masă.

 

Alin BENA

 

 

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