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Mazăre și noi

foto Nicorescu LaurenţiuPe Radu Mazăre l-am cunoscut în mai 95. Eram împreună la Intercontinental, la București, la gala care premia profesioniștii de televiziune din România. Alături de Alin Bena, ca întotdeauna, primeam un premiu pentru filmul Maria, o poveste emoționantă despre o femeie care decât să-și vândă proprii copii, a ales sa se vândă pe ea înseși. Mazăre, pe vremea aia reporter la Tv Neptun, primea premiu pentru anchetă, o sofisticată și încâlcită afacere din portul Constanța. Ne-am felicitat reciproc și am povestit puțin. Era arogant, plin de sine, miștocar și fluturând un aer de superioritate tipic sudistă, ne-a amenințat cu o vizită în “Ardealu ăla a vostru”. Și gata. Pe el l-am lăsat în miez de noapte în bar la Inter, înconjurat de câteva curve de lux. Noi am luat drumul Devei, un drum cu peripeții despre care o sa povestim mai la vară. Am sărbătorit alături de colegii care ne așteptau cu sufletul la gură, la Trei Scheleți, o bombă cu amintiri fabuloase, plină de drojdieri și filozofi de-o seară.

Apoi, eroina noastră a murit și ani buni de zile le-am purtat de grija copiilor rămași orfani, lucru deloc ușor. Eram fericiți și împliniți.

Mazăre a plecat într-un târziu și el acasă. Ancheta cu pricina avea rădăcini adânci și din ea, șantajând și mânjindu-se cu ciozvârte aruncate de interlopii portului, a săltat puțin câte puțin până în fotoliul de primar de la marea cea mare. A dansat din buric pe plajele sudului, și-a ridicat un adevărat imperiu de mucava, înconjurat de tute cu berete roșii. A avut lumea la picioare și întreaga lume îl adora pe măscăriciul care se transforma când în Hitler când în Caesar când în Ramses într-o opulență greu de imaginat sfidând orice limită a bunului simț. Că de gusturi nici nu poate fi vorba.

Noi am mers mai departe. Presă și iar presă, cu suișuri și coborâșuri, cu bune și cu rele, cu lacrimi și cu bucurii dar mai ales cu sentimentul unui lucru fain făcut. Timpul nostru s-a scurs diferit de al lui.

Iar azi, ooo, azi ce ziiiiii, incredibilă! Roata vieții se întoarce. Cu brățări la mâni,  nicidecum de aur, fără mustață de fuhrer, Mazăre bea apă de la chiuveta cu budă alături. Nu mai e primar, gărzile lui cu silicoanele la vedere au dispărut, iar Caesar a fost doar un vis frumos din care s-a trezit brusc, buimac și față în față cu adevărata lui viață. Iar noi, noi ne vedem de ale noastre și din când în când, la fel de fericiți ca atunci, bem câte una mică la Birt la Săcărâmb.

Chiloți pentru Haralamb

hary 1Solidaritatea de breaslă e un lucru fain atunci când este făcută din convingere.

Nu de mult, un idiot de actoraș, director de teatru, îl lovea, înjura și îl împingea pe Ovidiu Petrovai, coleg de breaslă. Băiet fain și bun meseriaș la scris. Atunci ne-am adunat cei mai mulți dintre jurnaliști (evident, a lipsit Patriarhul presei hunedorene) și mascați, bandajați, cu cârje și lozinci după noi, ne-am dus cu toți în fața teatrului și am făcut circ iar directorul s-a tirat acasă la el tocmai pe malul mării.

Cu toată rivalitatea care era și atunci în presă (mulți dintre cei prezenți nici nu vorbeau între ei), am reușit să dovedim că avem sânge în instalație și că, da, încă suntem o forță dacă suntem uniți.

Acum, un grobian, misogin până în adâncul pantalonilor, senator născut de sub fusta creață a Elodiei, jignește o jurnalistă. Colega noastră din cuibul ciorii vopsite, Anamaria Sanda este condamnată să-i asculte amenințări dintre cele mai josnice, condimentate cu jargoane prăfuite, adunate de prin mahalale.

O să-ți vinzi chiloții pe Google ca să-mi plătești daune pentru calomniile pe care le-ai scris despre mine, i-a replicat accidental ajunsul senator la o întrebare de bună credință. Urât, scârbos și golănesc, acest îndemn cheamă din nou la solidaritate.

chilotiOripilat de cuvintele de gang rostite de un ales al neamului, mă alătur colegei noastre și donez una pereche chiloți pentru a contribui la daunele pe care Anamaria va fi, eventual, nevoită să le suporte. Dacă mai sunt și alți colegi dispuși la o mână de ajutor îi invit la o colectă cu câte una sau mai multe perechi de chiloți. Pentru a nu bloca Goagălu propun să-i înmânăm distinsului senator toți chiloții strânși, cu gândul că acoperindu-și pretențiile financiare îi va putea folosi vreodată acoperindu-și rușinea. Ai mei sunt noi și au formă de elefant. Evident cu trompă.

Să-i poarte sănătos dacă are la ce!

 

Vladimir BRILINSKY

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