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Domnu Moloţ, golanii ăştia vă fură!

Şi nici să fure nu ştiu, că-s proşti ca noaptea!

Aceste două print-screen-uri au fost făcute aproape simultan (maximum un minut diferenţă).

Prima imagine este cea pe care o vede oricine accesează site-ul ziarului familiei Moloţ:

penibilul Bălan

Bun editorialist Bălan ăsta, nu l-a importat Tetea degeaba de sub fustele Elodiei: 8.092 citiri la editorialul lui de azi, jos pălăria, fulminant! Mai e şi un articol extraordinar, care consemnează o coincidenţă stranie: vine iar luna aprilie, după un an, cît a durat procesul. Cu 2.482 citiri, rupe netul şi ăsta.

Deci doar din două articole s-a făcut de 10.574 de citiri. E bine domnu Moloţ? Bine, mă băieţi, luaţi banu d’acilea, că-l meritaţi! Bălane, ia şi bărdaca aia de vin din pivniţă, că s-a cam acrit, da tu poţi să îl bei. Mai am şi-un parizer mucegăit, bagă la valiză. Trăiţi, şefu!

Daaaaar  :))))))))))))))))

Pe ACELAŞI site al ziarului, în partea de jos a paginii, există un banner mititel: „trafic RANKING”. Ce arată el? Traficul REAL pe site. Iacătă-l:

traffic ranking zhd

Adică TOT ZIARUL MOLOŢESC a avut marţi, 31 martie, pînă la ora 22:30, DOAR 3.243 de vizitatori unici.

 TOT SITE-UL ZHD = 3.243 vizitatori unici.

Cum faci din 3.243 de vizitatori unici (pe tot site-ul ziarului, care conţine cîteva zeci de articole) – cum faci, deci, 10.574 de citiri doar pe două articole? Citesc ăia 3.243, ca disperaţii, de zeci de ori, aceleaşi articole din ziar şi de cel puţin 2 sau 3 ori magnificul editorial al lui Bălan, să-l înveţe pe de rost ca pe Coşbuc, poate le pică la teză?

:)))))))))))))))))))))

Domnu Moloţ, cu tot dragul: daţi-i afară. Nu fiindcă fură, ci pentru că nici să fure nu ştiu ca lumea!

Şi vă strică blazonul, parol!

 

Alin BENA

 

Şi, apropo, folosind ACELAŞI instrument de măsurare (TRAFIC RANKING), sîntem peste crucişătorul presei hunedorene, şi asta de zile bune!

Mai jos aveţi dovada pe care golanii nu v-ar fi arătat-o niciodată. Deci nu le daţi primă de miel, daţi-le de porc.

Tetea, bagă-i în şedinţă! 🙂

 

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  1. Ooooo, dar stai, ca e si mai groasa decat atat. Vad ca nu ai intrat deloc in adancul problemei, sa vezi cum vreo 70-80% din traficul maretului ziar al baronului Molot si al calului Balan vine, surpriza, din centrul vechi al Bucurestiului. Ca sa vezi, mii de oameni din Centrul Vechi din Bucuresti citesc zilnic si cam la aceeasi ora Ziarul Hunedoreanului.

    Mno, vezi ce inseamna sa schimbi sefii? Imediat se face treaba. 😉

  2. PS: Nu vreau sa fiu inteles gresit, dar „citiri” nu e acelasi lucru cu „vizitatori unici”. Tu ai 3000 de vizitatori unici dar afisari (adica „citiri”) poti avea 15.000. Daca fiecare vizitator unic iti citeste de cinci ori articolul, se considera afisare. Acest lucru se intampla, de obicei, la comentarii. Tu comentezi si apoi revii sa vezi daca ti-a raspuns cineva, se bifeaza acolo o noua afisare. Aici discutam deja de bounce rate, intram in chestii prea complicate.

    Dar sa revenim la ce-am scris mai sus. Cum se face ca 70-80% din traficul de pe site-ul tatucului Molot si condus de breazul cal Balan provine din Centrul Vechi al Bucurestiului. S-or fi mutat hunedorenii acolo si se intalnesc cam la aceeasi ora sa citeasca in grup, fiecare de pe scula lui, ZHD. 🙂

  3. ai dreptate, Sebastian.
    am mai primit de la un coleg din presă, care ştie manevrele din interiorul redacţiei ZHD, următorul comentariu, în privat:
    „off: mai scadeti din cei 3200 de unici ai zhd.ro, conform trafic.ro, pe cei 2.000 de unici falsi cumparati cu 15 lei pe zi si aveti traficul real 🙂 „

    • Excepţional!
      Mulţam fain, Denisa!
      apropo: astăzi, pe la prînz, au scos afişările alea aberante din dreptul articolelor. Îmi imaginez ce-o fi făcut Tetea cu ei, micuţii 🙂

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