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Istorii cu politicieni (II)

monalise 1După 18 ani de presă, am ajuns să știu la milimetru ce vor răspunde politicienii hunedoreni la aproape orice întrebare. Deci, nimic nou sub soare. Totuși, adesea, ei continuă să mă surprindă. Cum v-am promis, o să mai povestesc o vreme întâmplări cu ei, fără să dau numele protagoniștilor.

Era campanie electorală pentru alegeri locale. Nu am prea mers să îi văd pe candidați la întâlnirile cu „mesele”. Nu știu ce m-a apucat atunci și m-am dus. Întâi, candidatul se scărpina pe burtă, în timp ce se uita bovin spre cei 15 speriați adunați acolo, probabil, la ordin sau amenințați că își pierd venitul minim garantat. Apoi, cred că l-a furnicat rău pe spate, pentru că a lăsat frumoasa adunare și s-a îndreptat spre un copac, s-a așezat cu spatele la el și a început să se scarpine de el, în timp ce burtoaca era și ea scărmănată cu ambele mâini.

Un domn cu funcție acum a mers la un post de radio din zonă. Oamenii de la radio aveau la intrare un manechin Andra. Domnul a dat noroc cu angajații de la radio și se pregătea să îi pupe mâna „domnișoarei”. A fost oprit la timp.

Am o problemă cu bărbații care își lasă unghiile lungi la degetele mici. Mă tot întreb – la ce folosesc acele unghii de acele dimenisiuni? Nas, urechi sau sare și piper? Sunt vreo patru politicieni locali care insistă cu o asemenea manichiură. Eram invitată la o emisiune împreună cu unul dintre ei. Nu m-am adunat vreun sfert de oră. Nu îmi puteam lua ochii de la „unghiuțe”. Sinceră să fiu, încercam să mă gândesc ce aș face dacă și le-ar introduce în nas. Îl auzeam ca prin vis cum spune de ce ar dori să candideze la un post în Parlament.

Era cândva un reprezentant al Guvernului în teritoriu ce avea costume foarte scumpe, dar te lua groaza dacă te uitai la picioarele lui. Purta, indiferent de culoarea costumului, șosete flaușate albe, pe care scria „Active”. Pantofii erau mereu scâlciați și plini de noroi.

Până data viitoare, vă pup!

Monalise HIHN

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