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Istorii cu politicieni: Morţi de vieţi

monalise hAm fost cam ocupată cu altele și cam leneșă cu scrisul în ultima perioadă, dar acum mi-am făcut un pic de timp. Să continuăm, deci, istoriile cu politicienii.

Era conferință de presă. Venise Tăriceanu la Deva. Era premier și ne-a explicat de ce n-a mai fost de acord cu alegeri anticipate. Ne zicea de „munCĂ CARE” au depus-o cu toții la inundații, căci acesta fusese motivul pentru care se duseseră naibii anticipatele. Și a ținut-o cu „politiCĂ CARE”, „munCĂ CARE” ș.a.m.d. de parcă se lupta cu toată enterocolita de pe lume. „Dă-l dracului de caz acuzativ, numai să tacă”, mă gândeam. A tăcut, dar au sărit să se bage în vorbă băieții din zonă, că doar nu puteau să-l lase pe liderul suprem să fie singurul care se face de râs. Și au început. „La inundații au fost MORȚI de VIEȚI. A fost o CĂLDURĂ TORENȚIALĂ”, a tunat adevăratul. „CEIALANȚI au fost care nu au înțeles politiCA CARE o ducem”, a conchis mai nou suspendatul. A fost una dintre zilele în care m-am întrebat – „La ce mi-a folosit că am învățat gramatica limbii române?”.

Adunare cu dichis. Lume multă, aplauze că se forma USL-ul la nivel local. Ia cuvântul cel pictat pe pereți în biserică: „Au existat FICȚIUNI între noi (…). Ne-am gândit, am analizat, iar cuvinte precum PERDEM alegerile nu există (…)”. Aplauze. „PolitiCA CARE am făcut-o împreună ne-a adus aici. CEIALANȚI au tăiat salarii și pensii. Ei spun că au făcut acest lucru DATORITĂ crizei, dar”, a continuat și mai nou cercetatul… Bla, bla, aplauze.

 Adunare mare la PDL, urmată de conferință de presă. Pentru că în opinia unora dintre politicieni, ziariștii sunt o specie de nemâncați, unul dintre politicieni, mai ieri senator, deputat, mai azi primar, zice: „Vedeți că mâncarea e pe hol. Ați SERVIT ceva?”. N-am putut să tac, Bena știe, și am glăsuit: „N-am SERVIT că nu suntem chelneri, eventual mâncăm!”. Și-a cerut scuze după conferință.

Până data viitoare, vă pup!

 

Monalise Hihn

 

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