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M-a bătut Bianca Drăgușanu. Pot și eu să fiu vedetă de carton?

bianca slaba”Prost să fii, noroc să ai”, spune o vorbă din popor, despre care gândesc că se aplică tuturor ”divelor” de pe plaiurile mioritice. Potrivit ratingului vânat cu disperare de televiziuni, ”divă” și ”vedetă” ești atunci când apari la televizor de multe ori, la cele mai urmărite emisiuni, gen ”La Măruță”, ”Acces direct” și ce-o mai exista pe piață. Nu contează că te dezbraci, te cerți ca la ușa cortului, că-ți scoți chiloții, îți arăți ugerul ce așteaptă să fie siliconat a cincea oară, că îți inventezi amanți sau că apari într-un sicriu. Important e să fie totul în direct, la ora la care, după o zi de muncă, ești prea epuizat să mai schimbi canalul.

Și parcă vrei și ”să te râzi de proștii de la teve”, deși ăia care râd bine sunt  moderatorii și vedetele, întrucât banii sunt la ei, nu în salariul tău minim pe economie.

Una dintre divele care ne-a inundat ecranele de-a lungul anilor a fost Bianca Drăgușanu sau Anca, așa cum i se spunea în liceu. Când nu se laudă cu sms-urile trimise unui alergător după o minge în urmă cu șase ani (tre` să fii diabolică să păstrezi mesaje care ar putea compromite pe cineva atâta amar de vreme), își aduce aminte că a bătut-o unul, Coco Păun. Și că nu mai poate merge, că ar putea rămâne paralizată, că ar putea muri de la bâta pe care i-a aplicat-o ăla peste cap în urmă cu 12 ani și lista continuă. Povești lacrimogene sunt destule, iar puștoaice credule care-i scriu ”Vrea-u să fiu ca tiiiine, Bianca! Iești idolu meu!” sunt destule.

Culmea e că fata are dreptate. Că și eu îmi aduc aminte că și-o cam lua în curtea liceului de la unul, dar nu mai știu exact de la care dintre iubiții ei, deoarece n-aveam cum să cunosc toate VIP-urile vremii.

bianca dragusanu grasaÎnsă mi-o amintesc pe ea. Venită la Liceul Economic din Petroșani după ce fusese exmatriculată de la altul și rămăsese cel puțin o dată repetentă (degeaba spune că a fost ”doar” corigentă), era în clasa profesoarei de Chimie, Goguță, pe colț, la parter, în același an cu soră-sa. De o prostie rară și o vulgaritate ieșită din comun, se păruia cu cine i se părea ei că nu e în regulă.

Te uitai pe pereți și se nimerea ca în acel moment să treacă diva Drăgușanu pe lângă tine? Clar îți luai una peste bot, fără avertisment, fiindcă i se năzărea că o privești urât. Îndrăzneai să stai de vorbă cu câte unul din clasa ei, pe care pusese ochii vreo amică de-a ei? O mână-n păr și una peste ochi, asezonate cu înjurături de mahala. Nu știu dacă trecea săptămână fără ca Drăgușanca să nu se bată. Era tămâie la învățătură, dar poveștile băieților populari erau de-a dreptul delicioase.

A venit și ziua în care mi-am luat-o eu. Aveam oră de chimie și coborâsem în clasa lor. Eram în fața tablei și priveam în gol: sora mea cea mică făcuse din nou convulsii toată noaptea și stătusem cu ea în brațe, făcând schimb cu mama, ca să poată dormi și ea; de dimineață, când măturasem scara, venise același vecin idiot care scuipa pe jos și striga la mine să-i curăț flegmele, sub ochii lui; luasem un 4 la matematică iar, deși învățasem toate exercițiile pe de rost din culegere, profesoara s-a prins, mi-a înlocuit 3x cu 5x în problemă și ”bâtă” a scris pe mine.

Mă trezesc dintr-o dată cu o usturime groaznică. Mă plesnise diva: ”Fă, curvo, ce te uiți așa la mine? Ce nu-ți place la fața mea?”. Dezmeticită, dau să mă apăr și o prind de lațe: ”Tu ești nebună? Că nici nu mă uitam la tine”. Continuă păruiala, diva înjură ca la ușa cortului, însă m-a dovedit. Era mare, huiduma. Într-o luptă dintre una de 1,80 și alta de 1,57, clar câștigă aia mai mare. ”Ce sari așa la mine, fă, proasto? Nu vezi că ai un metru și-o flegmă? Te bat de te ca**i pe tine!”, urlă ea. Reușesc să ne despartă niște colege și asta a fost.

Peste ani am văzut-o la televizor, emisiune după emisiune. La început m-a amuzat teribil. Însă acum mă întristează că una ca Bianca Drăgușanu, Oana Zăvoranu, Andreea Tonciu, Sânziana Buruiană și care or mai fi (că pe astea noi nu le mai cunosc) devine model pentru adolescente. Care sunt convinse că în viață contează buzele și sânii cât mai umflați, să fii îmbrăcată cât mai mulat, să nu înveți nimic și să te întovărășești cu câte-un Gheorghe, vedetă de carton și el, cu care să te cerți atât de tare încât să fii dată la televizor. Și mai trist este că, la un moment dat, specimenele de mai sus vor avea copii. Sper, însă, să fie mai isteți decât mamele lor.

 

Anamaria SANDA

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