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Minciuna şi Ţeapa

Panfutie nas mareHalucinant si tulburător, un miracol s-a produs în biserica din satul Bejan, comuna Şoimuş.

Evenimentul, în premieră mondială în bisericile ortodoxe de rit nou, a stârnit potop de controverse. Babele satului işi scuipă necontenit în sân, pictorii de biserici se contrazic în declaraţii,  bărbaţii satului işi fac cruce cu mâinile şi picioarele iar şeful de post a dispus paza bisericii 24 de ore din 24, de teama pelerinilor care se vor buluci la uşile ei. In fapt, zilele trecute una dintre icoanele pictate pe pereţii bisericii a spart canoanele minunilor din lumea creştină si nu a lăcrimat cu lacrimi de crocodil, de sânge sau de mir aromat. Nu! Sfântului pictat acolo i-a crescut nasul peste noapte, lucru nemaivăzut la Bejan şi total înfricoşător pentru săteni. O veni foametea, seceta, invazia de lăcuste? Sigur e că vine Cioara vopsită şi dezleagă misterul.

Dialog ireal de adevărat, cu Bena şi Brilinsky, ca la emisiunea Viaţa Satului, cu un ştergar ţărănesc în spate şi o vacă rumegătoare într-o parte:

Alin –  Ce-ai mă, iar ești pus pe scandal? O puneți de-o revoltă a dacilor sau ce s-a întâmplat?

Nunu –  Ce drac să se întâmple, am învățat pe propria piele ce înseamnă să fii mințit de un parlamentar. Așa, senin, față în față, entuziast, și plin de importanță.  Minciună la drumul mare cum se zice în popor.

Alin –  Păi tu nu știi că politicienii îs programaţi să mintă. E fişa postului. Ce te așteptai și de la cine ?

Nunu –  De la prietenul tău Nistor Laurențiu, sfântul din biserică, de la el am primit o chiftea pe care am halit-o ca un pește naiv ce sunt. Mare parte din vină e a mea, că m-am încrezut orbește în ceea ce dom’ deputat ne-a vândut și m-am culcat pe o ureche că am mai rezolvat ceva bun pentru Sarmizegetusa. Sunt un bou, ce mai.

Alin – Da. Da care-i pricina, că eu nu pricep?

Nunu – Știi bine că la Sarmizegetusa sunt probleme cu copacii. De când a preluat-o Consiliul Județean în administrare, acolo am muncit ca negrii pe plantație. Este foarte greu de povestit cât de greu ne-a fost, si ne este in continuare, ce volum de muncă am băgat acolo și care sunt rezultatele. Peste tot erau căzuți copaci, aiurea. Pe monumente, pe alei, prin pădure, peste tot. O junglă, ce mai. Am cărat mii de tone de lemn în afara sitului. Prin zăpadă, pe ploaie, prin frig, prin căldură, nu a contat, am reușit. Am făcut curațenie prin locurile vizitabile. Dar au rămas ceilalți copaci care pun monumentele în pericol. Ba fiind vizitabil, chiar și turiștii nu sunt feriți de accidente.

Alin – No și ce te oprește să-i tai și pe ăia care nu-s pe treaba lor?

Nunu – Ușor de zis dar greu de făcut. Toți copacii de acolo sunt în evidențele contabile ale Ocolului Silvic Grădiște. Îi drept că figurează ca o pădure în declin, adică bătrână. Unii copaci au și 300 de ani. Dar sunt în evidențe. Degeaba ești prieten și în relații faine cu cei de la Ocol. Legea-i lege. Nu-i voie să tai decât dacă ai ordin de ministru pentru amenajament silvic sau derogările lu dracu. Derogările nu vin, legea trebuie respectată și atunci ce faci?  Umbli la lege.

Sarmi 1

Am bătut drumul la Capitală, ne-am certat cu dâmbovițenii ăia birocrați, am purtat zeci de discuții pe tema asta dar scânteia a venit de la tata-socru, Ilie Sârbu, care când a vizitat Sarmizegetusa ne-a dat soluția. Aflat în dezbatere publică, noul Cod Silvic putea suferi amendamente.  Cei din consiliu s-au documentat ca la carte și au elaborat textul amendamentului într-o normalitate firească acestei situații. Pe scurt, suprafețele de teren pe care se află situri arheologice UNESCO se scot definitiv din fondul forestier national.  L-au adresat Ecaterinei Varga, ministra (pe atunci) la păduri, lui Ilie Sârbu, senator și uns cu toate alifiile atunci când e vorba de codri și, firește, vicepreședintelui Comisiei de Amenajarea Teritoriului și Echilibru Ecologic din Camera Deputaţilor, nimeni altul decât prietenul tău de o viață, deputatul Laurențiu Nistor.

La nici două sătămâni după ce s-a depus acest amendament, dom’ deputat (pe atunci dansând în nefirescul și actual defunctul USL) se bătea cu cărămida în piept pe holurile Consiliului Județean și mai ales în cabinetul unu, că EL s-a luptat vitejește și a reușit după lupte seculare și transpirante să introducă amendamentul. Acela a fost momentul în care eu am fost un idiot și am lăsat garda jos. Aveam și altele pe cap și  amendamentul l-am trecut la reușite. Să se laude omul, dacă a reușit ceva bun. Ce să zic ?

În primă fază, Codul Silvic nu se votează în Cameră din lipsă de cvorum. Adică din lipsă de chiulăi pe banii noștri. Mai așteptăm.  Ba, mai mult, vine în vizită la Sarmi și Valeriu Zgonea – șeful, pe linie de cameră, al deputatului aflat în slujba hunedorenilor. Între două țuici, promite și ăla că va rezolva treaba. No, mai sus unde să mergi? Numai la Dumnezeu. (nota benea, că nu m-am putut abţine cînd am editat textul: e evident, ce dracu, că mai sus de Zgonea îi numa Dumnezeu!) Și gata.

Acum câteva zile cade bomba! Se votează Codul Silvic dar fără amendamentul cu scoaterea din fondul forestier a siturilor arheologice protejate UNESCO! Am crezut că înnebunesc. Ce drac să fac? Am început să-mi pun întrebări. De ce nu apare amendamentul? Daca nu l-o fi depus? şi dacă l-a depus, de ce nu a intrat. Şi dacă nu l-a depus, de ce dracu nu o zis?  Cine l-o fi împiedicat? Care sunt interesele? De ce au rămas sa fie scoase din fond forestier parcurile tematice si Sarmizegetusa Regia nu?  Şi răspunsul a fost unul. MINCIUNA ŞI ŢEAPA de cel mai inalt nivel pentru Sarmizegetusa Regia, cel mai important monument istoric al României!

Alin – Vezi că-l aduci pe dracu destul de des în discuţie, mai ales că vorbim, practic, de un sfânt, cu chipul şi juma de corp pictate în biserică. Nu-i sănătos ce faci.

Nunu – Şi cum vrei să zic? Nu mai am cuvinte, nu mai am nervi, nu mai am răbdarea sa fiu martorul îngropării Sarmizegetusei de contemporanii mei. Si mai am un raspuns la ţeapa asta. Am 19 cu 10 tensiune, 112, salvarea, nino-nino la spital, perfuzie, acasă, gânduri, ciudă, plâns, neputinţă, inima în pioneze. A doua zi, acolo sus la Sarmi, povestind unui coleg de suferinţa, istoria si motivul supărării mele, omul molcom al muntelui mi-a replicat rar si apăsat: Păi doar n-or fi proşti ăia care or scos amendamentul ăla şi or lăsat alte bazaconii acolo. Parcurile tematice produc bani pentru partid si o fost normal să se bată pentru ele, pe când cetatea noastra cere bani ca să arate aşa cum merită să arate, şi atunci nu merită să se bată pentru ele, eventual sa-i doară în cur! Şi, in simplitatea lui înţeleaptă, i-am dat dreptate. No, acum ai înţeles de ce îs cătrănit ?

Alin – Nu.

Nunu –  No, atunci meri la dracu şi tu!

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