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Nu scriu despre, fiindcă…

Despre ce să scriu?

Petrică la biţicluDespre un primar infantil care dă la pedale spre nicăieri alături de alt infantil, os domnesc? Ca să ce? Ca să se facă poze de pus pe holurile Primăriei şi în fiţuicile de casă? Ori să deschidă jurnalul la televiziunea personală cu rupătoarea ştire? Sau, mai ales, ca să fie în ton cu ultima modă a securiştilor snobi: pozatul alături de familia regală, adusă în postura de urs, maimuţă sau cal de lemn pe plajă, alături de care zîmbesc la blitz toţi netoţii, inclusiv ăia care-l alergau pe autostradă pe Regele Mihai, cu 25 de ani în urmă? Ce să scrii despre plăvanii ăştia neîncheiaţi – doar să întorci privirea, cu jenă, în altă parte. Auzi, SINGURUL primar din România care s-a alăturat măreţei acţiuni a Alteţei Sale Regale Principele Nicolae de a purta nu-ş-ce almanahe dintr-o parte în alta, să citească, în fine, toţi copiii patriei, să dea cu ochişorii de lumina cărţii, într-o cruciadă cu pedale, în ţara pe trebuie că o crezi cam sărăcuţă cu duhul, de merită astfel de caravane culturalizatoare. Te trec lacrimile emoţiei, ca la convertirea tăietorilor de capete din Borneo la bunele maniere. Deci la junglă la România pogorîră Luminaţii pe maşinării ciudate, cu roţi, lanţ şi pedale, şi băgară cultura-n băştinaşi. Ce să scrii? În fine, decît să stea acasă pe canapea şi să scuipe sămînţă cu ochii la Antena 3, mai bine un pic de mişcare, că prea gras fu mielul de Paşti de la ferma sponsorului generos. Deci, una peste altul, „Felicitări, Domnule Primar!” – după cum, politicos, v-am adresat deja.

la canalDespre votul obligatoriu? Despre un proiect de lege atît de important, trecut de Senat prin adoptare tacită, adică prin delăsare sau, mai degrabă, prin rea intenţie? Ce să scriu? Mie-mi convine. Mai bine să fiu obligat, prin lege, să aleg pe unul dintre viitorii puşcăriaşi ai patriei decît să recunosc că iarăşi am fost unul dintre prostovanii care s-au dus să voteze din convingere. Aşa e mai bine – m-au mînat cu turma, am votat cu turma. Şi dacă tot e obligatoriu votul, oare vine cu duba statului să ne ridice, în zori, să ne ducă la cabine? Cum ne ia – pe uliţe, pe sate, după vîrstă, sex, religie, rasă? Dacă scriu la Cioară mă saltă dimpreună cu popa, învăţătorul şi pădurarul sau mă bagă în transportul de haiduci, magneţi, borfaşi? Nu contează lotul, contează votul. Şi dacă doi cimpanzei, Hercules si Leo, au obţinut în mod oficial statutul de „persoane” în urma unei decizii care a fost pronunţată de o instanţă din statul american New York, acum cîteva zile, nu ne aliniem şi noi? Ia să scoată şi “persoanele” cu drept de vot de prin grădinile zoologice ale patriei, să dea cu ştampila – pînă la urmă ar fi şi normal, aici trăim cu toţii, persoană cu persoană, om cu maimuţă. Şi, apropo, cocalarilor –  adio grătare în zi de votare, că mai ajungi şi la Canal pentru infracţiunea de a nu-ţi exprima opţiunea!

slide 1Despre trei ani de Guvern Ponta să scriu? Nu scriu, a scris el, premierul, „pe două slideuri puţin mai glumeţe”. USL a promis premier de la PSD şi preşedinte de la PNL? A promis şi a realizat. Vivat! Pînă la urmă nici n-a fost atît de glumeţ, putea să lărgescă puţin cadrul, ca să intre în poză şi Tăriceanu şi Zgonea. Adică tot ce-a putut produce mai valoros clasa politică românească. Acest plagiator iresponsabil şi miştocar nu se mai fereşte să afirme, în văzul lumii, cu grafica explicită, că noi am ales, în 16 noiembrie, nimic altceva decît varianta B a planului PSD. Varianta în care mai scapi o firimitură-două unei Opoziţii de operetă, care, pentru a-şi conserva privilegiile dobîndite la trecerea cometei USL, îşi bate joc de votul românilor din ţară şi din diaspora. slide 2Ponta şi cu Ghiţă nu au mers în Dubai, după alegerile prezidenţiale, ca să-şi înece amarul, ci ca să sărbătorească menţinerea în parametri a scenariului, fie el şi varianta B, că tot cîştigătoare e. Pe ei şi pe ai lor (şi pe Mihalache, desigur) i-am votat, de fapt, Tăcutul Poporului e doar un ambalaj de carton şi sfoară  în care-şi ascund ţigările contrabandiştii naţiei, pînă trec de vamă – şi astăzi, la aniversare, Victor Ponta ne rîde în faţă, cu glumiţe de doi bani, alături de toţi participanţii la această mascaradă de dimensiuni impresionante.

Aşa că nu mai scriu, închid, mă duc la petrecerea naţională, unde-i multă voie bună!

 

Alin BENA

 

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