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Te urăsc, Arioane!

arionTe urăsc, Arioane!

Ai promis în campania electorală că faci ștrand și nu te-ai ținut de cuvînt. Trebuia să mă aștept de la tine, om de nimic ce ești! Ai prostit lumea cu minciuni, că faci, că dregi – și acuma vii să spui că nu-s bani? De-aia te-au ales oamenii, să le spui că nu-s bani? Asta poate zice orice prost, nu trebuie să-l plătim cu salariu de primar pentru așa ceva. Trebuia să te descurci, tăntălăule. Am zis că să aibă și copiii noștri unde se duce pe vară, că nu toată lumea a furat ca tine, să meargă la baie la Canare sau Kusadasi sau unde-o fi. Măcar atîta să aibă în orașul ăsta, o băltoacă să se scalde, să se întîlnească, să se distreze. Că la altceva n-ai la ce să te aștepți, măcar atît să fi fost. Poate veneau și turiștii, nu muruiam dracului ca sălbăticiunile, pe uscat. Arătam și noi mai civilizați, la scaldă nu la scuipat sămînță pe Corso. N-ai fost în stare, nemernicule, mincinosule. Pentru copiii noștri, pentru tinerii noștri, pentru viitorul acestei urbe. Te urăsc din suflet, Arioane!

Aaa!

Aud că, totuși, ai făcut ștrand. Tu-ţi baţi joc de mine, mă? Te urăsc, Arioane!

Păi de unde ai avut bani, Arioane? De la noi, mă, ha? Nu ți-e rușine obrazului, păi din banii noștri ai făcut ștrand, mă hoțule? N-ai adus de-acasă? Și cum, mă, ștrand ne trebuia nouă, cînd îs gropi în asfalt? Cînd îs șomeri, mă, cînd îs pensiile mici? Crește francu elvețian, pungașule, n-are oamenii de dat ratele! Ștrand? O porcărie sinistră! Apăi mă, tu nu te uiți ce căcat e acolo, că apa-i rece și udă? Păi tu nu vezi că dușurile n-au instrucțiuni de funcționare, ce, crezi că toată lumea e doxă de carte, te dai tu cult în cap, mă, tu, că ai budă-n casă? Tu nu vezi, mă, că trii cîrnați îs opt lei, destrăbălatu dracului? Și că dacă nu-i iei de bunăvoie te stresezi toată ziua că o să vină cineva să ți-i vîre pe gît sau în cur? Şi cum să ştii cît costă un cîrnaţ, pungaşule, cum împart copiii ăia 8 lei la 3 cîrnaţi, ţi-o trebuit să-i chinuieşti şi-n vacanţă cu aritmetica, deşteptule? Tu ştii că salvabălții sau cum drac le zice stau cu ochii pe gagici în loc să salveze oamenii de la înec? Ce dacă nu s-o-necat nimeni, o să se întîmple, că-i numai bulăneală acolo, Arioane, și umblă lumea-n chiloți ca-n Apocalipsă, o să-i trăsnească Dumniezo – deși nu cred. Pierzanie și scumpete ca la Nisa și pe Croazetă şi pe-Amalfitană la un loc, ț-ai dracu cu scăldătoraea voastră, că goliți oamenii de ajutorul de șomaj, șmenarilor. Și numai grase vezi acolo, ce-i șunca aia, ce-i celulita aia? La intrare nu-s turnicheți, ah, cît te urăsc, Arioane! Și mai jignești lumea că nu-i voie să se pișe în bazin, Arioane, da-ți-ar Dumniezo să te treacă pișarea fix în vîrful trambulinei. Aaa, nici trambulină n-are, să nu se țîpe-n cap unii peste alții? Păi ce zic eu, te urăsc, Arioane! Și să taci dracului din gură, că te urăsc și mai tare!

Șăfu, Harioane, totuși n-ai un leu de trei, ca să nu-ți scuip în bere? Că mi s-o și uscat gîtu de cînd te tot înjur corect gramatical, trăi-ț-ar familia ta dă boier!

 

Alin BENA

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